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  • Current Residence: My uber awesome computer chair
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Ummm mine
  • Print preference: .......... i dunno
  • Interests: alot mainly nuclear war and the human physics
  • Favourite movie: alot of them one missed call is the most recent to my list
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park, Eminem and Wiz Khalifa
  • Favourite genre of music: i dunno alot I like techno and rap i only dont like country
  • Favourite artist: Denkomaru shes awesome at her work
  • Favourite poet or writer: no idea most are good
  • Favourite photographer: Probably me or my aunt
  • Favourite style of art: Gothic latin typing, and symmetry of color explosions, and anime redos
  • Operating System: Like computer of heart or like what?
  • MP3 player of choice: Coby
  • Shell of choice: Hollow tip - copper bullet
  • Wallpaper of choice: Creepy
  • Skin of choice: Red fur and Nine tails
  • Favourite game: Halo 1-3
  • Favourite gaming platform: X-box and 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Midna, Eureka
  • Personal Quote: Live Life, Die Death, and Eat alot
  • Tools of the Trade: Making Icons (I traded my soul to be smart too)

Oh this is funny to read

Thu Feb 12, 2009, 2:13 PM
Alright before i do :iconmorpherchic:'s quiz ill update one my life. Grandmas doing better, nails are back, love my girlfriend, angry at my girl, she forgives me. And well that repeated over and over.

1.) Pick 6 of your friends!

1. Spriinkle :iconspriinkle:

2. Knuxlight :iconknuxlight:

3. Mistythewolf :iconmistythewolf:

4. Morpherchic :iconmorpherchic:

5. Shinae93 :iconshinae93:

6. Slayer-Halo :iconslayer-halo:


2.) Tadam! 6 appears to be the opposite sex. What does 5 do about it?

Has better conversations with the now female (Whyd i not have someone else for 6???)
3.) 4 and 2 are visiting a sex shop. What do they want to buy?

I think my nose is bleeding, but anyway ummmm EVERYTHING. LOL
4.) 1 and 3 are trapped in a closet for the whole night. What happens?

Either 3 tries to destroy 1 for taking me or i watch them make out and have a greeeat night
5.) 2 is drug high. How will 3 take advantage of her/his state?
ummm wow this is a hard one, guess 3 sells her to science after the loacal pimps


6.) 1 and 5 are staying at 1's house when the lights go out because of a storm. What will they do?

0o0 oh my god! 1 willl be scared and so will 5 they cuddle and up doing the the squeezy twist li- okay sorry um they sleep in seperate sides (OF THE BED!)

7.) 4 and 6 are having a bath together.
6 gets dumped by one but make msure 4 has a great time, lol well i guess being 6 isnt all bad

8.) 6 and 1 went camping in the forest and have to share one tent. How are they spending their free time together?
(I love being #6) Ummm 1mand 6 are dating and pretty intimate so its obvious....... for you idiots we play video games


9.) 3 and 4 are having sex in a public place. Where will they do it?
i cant think striaght with that idea, ummm im guessin somewhere in munhall, PA

10. 2 and 5 are in the middle of the desert without any water. How will they satisfy their thirst?
2 uses the abundance of energy to dig into the sand until hitting water, or they survive off urine


11. 5,3,2 and 6 are partying hard. They end up drunk in one bed. What happens?
its one hell of a night

12. 1 is dominating 4 in bed. Are they enjoying it?
Yes 4 is absolutely loving it until they realize just exactly who 1 is then flips, then quickly back to dominatrix

13. TAG SOME OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS.
all the poor bastards in this damn journal sorry for messing with ya

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  • Reading: Diablo-Archives-The Black Road
  • Watching: Them watch me
  • Playing: With your Vagina

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:iconspriinkle:
:glomp: >8D

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I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
:iconmorpherchic:
Hey. I was just wondering how you were.
Well, not much else to say but, "Have a good one".
Nina

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Caution: Do not set loose when foaming at the mouth, bloodshot in the eyes and craving human flesh.
:iconabomablenoman:
(ignore this =) )

chain letter. why? cuz im gullible =) ... and EVIL!

most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I



received this



letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and



within a



week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,



this

really



works!!!!











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1. To yourself, say the name of the only



guy or girl you wanna be with 3



times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish



within the next week and say it to your self

6



times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to



yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen



between you and that 1special person and say



it to your self 12

times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as



you scroll down focus and



concentrate on it and think on nothing



else but that wish.











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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish

that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,



and what



you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



crush!!!



























































Keep going

down



























Keep going







































Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was



your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important



message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda



chain



letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863

and



if you



break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing



these



stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,



up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same



kid



since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any



attention to



it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her



dad



got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent



the



letter none of that would have happened and her mom

would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average



nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the



signs of



your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51



people in



the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd



grade. The



next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for



him ever



since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,



and of



course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew

up



and



married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll



get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just



getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that



popular but



not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his



friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart



kid and



he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled



a few



friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,

about



that



same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!



then his



dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him



Nintendo64 and



play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best



friend



gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and



Limp



Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was



goin' wild!



the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been



going out



ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know

which person i'd rather



be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but



thats



only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go



out with



that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you



send



this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love



life.....forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a



friend......ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush

will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have



everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any



friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go



in a



chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the



catch.....you only



have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to



everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^

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The world is an overgrown beast and it's our job to tame it or put it down.
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If you open your heart you just bleed to death
:iconwolverfox:
Thanks For The Add! :hug: i Appreciate It!
:icondreaming-disaster:
wanna chat?

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In this monochrome world, I will search the depths of the earth and the limitless skies for you, waiting for your warmth and love that warms my world.......♥
:icongothicqueenkate:
hey hey paql use my profile info on my journal on how to learn to keep in touch with me
:iconsigurdhosenfeld:
Thank you very much for adding me to your watch list, I truly appreciate it!

I am very glad to know you like my work. :D

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princess-peach.net
:iconrazelly:
Dood. Hi. xD

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My Flames Have Died, Left Not A Spark. I Send You Myself To The Lifeless Dark.

Prepare Yourselves, the bells have tolled! Each of you shall pay the final sum. Cry for mercy, the reckoning has come!

Shade of the Headless Horseman
:iconartsangel:
Thanks for watching! :hug:

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...wait, did I just type that out loud?
:iconjewelofsong:
Thanks for the :+devwatch:

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life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it

Check out my other dA account for Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction: *SkyWarrior108
:iconjunryou-na-kokoro:
:) Thank you for the watch! *wags tail*

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What will people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do when they find that it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak.
There ain't no disguising the truth. ~DC Talk
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Icon made by *CunningFox :heart:
:icondiabolumberto:
thank you for the watch and the fav :D
:iconbroly1337:
thanks for the watch!
:iconurbubbleface:
thanx so much for favin and the watch

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:iconscuzzo:
thanx for the watch
:iconhorses101:
I will give this to all my watchers! Thanks for watching me :heart:
:icontophatplz:
:iconurhighplz::iconimhappyplz:
:icontuxedoplz::icondressplz:


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Please join my club: ~Palomino-Horse-Club
:iconryu-forte:
Thanks for the :+fav: and the watch! :3

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Click Mah Dragons! :D [link]
:iconthebandito:
Thanks very much for watching.

B

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:iconkyncha:
Thank you for the fave :3
:iconksteinhoff:
Thank you very much for the :+fav: =D

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Gwaar~
:iconvalery91thunder:
Thank you muchly for the watch here on DA and on FA! :glomp:

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The truth, raised from the FurAffinity Forums.
:iconlapurr:
Thanks very much for the watch! :D

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Losing faith in humanity...one person at a time.
:icondreaming-disaster:
♥ I SENT AN ANGEL ♥
TO WATCH OVER ♥
YOU LAST NIGHT ♥
BUT IT CAME BACK. ♥I ASKED WHY? ♥
AND IT SAID... ♥
ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS!"
Send this to 10 friends and if you get 7 back, your loved (i hate chain letters XD)

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98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.
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Dream with Your Heart
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I likes Bubbles that smell like bacon. :D
:iconknuxlight:
U should go to Rpvsyou OwO

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Hikaru ish the bomb!! And you to Karu!
I <3 Host club


You'll be the Prince and I'll Princess! It's a love story...Baby just say YES!!
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